If you thought Christmas was all mince pies, mulled wine and merriment, prepare to adjust your snow-globes — because British comedy treasure Julian Clary has reportedly taken a turn for the… grinchy. Yes, the same man who once sashayed across TV screens in glittering suits, cooing jokes with a delicately raised eyebrow, is now the subject of a rumour suggesting he’s gone full Christmas curmudgeon.
From Glitter to Grumble
Julian Clary has never been shy about reinvention. After bursting onto the 1980s alternative comedy scene with gleefully provocative personas — including his delightfully camp early act “The Joan Collins Fan Club” — he evolved into one of the most recognisable comedians in the UK. He presented boldly playful shows such as Sticky Moments in the late ’80s and the courtroom-spoofing All Rise for Julian Clary in the ’90s, cementing his reputation as the master of sly innuendo and outrageous charm.
But now? Well, imagine Clary gliding through a Christmas market with a furrowed brow, tutting at fairy lights, batting baubles out of his way, and declaring that there is “simply too much cheer this year.” The image alone has delighted fans and mischievous rumour-spreaders alike.
Where Did the Grinch Talk Begin?
Whispers began after Clary was reportedly overheard making a dry remark about the “over-commercialised nonsense” of Christmas while promoting his live tour, A Fistful of Clary — a show he describes as adult, cheeky and filled with the kind of jokes that make the audience giggle like naughty schoolchildren. Some seized upon the remark as evidence that he has finally snapped under the weight of festive jingles.
However, there is absolutely no solid indication that Clary has deliberately declared war on Christmas. Nothing in his public appearances suggests he has turned into a full-time Scrooge. In fact, fans of his carefully-curated theatricality suspect something else entirely: that the whole idea is simply Clary being Clary — a man whose comedy thrives on exaggeration, irony and lovingly camp mischief.
A Grinch? Or Just Another Fabulous Persona?
Given his decades of performing with a wink and a flourish, it isn’t hard to believe that Julian might lean into a “grumpy Christmas villain” persona purely for fun. This is a performer known for outrageously flirtatious audience banter, lavish costumes, and a knack for transforming everyday situations into theatrical silliness. The notion of him donning emerald green velvet and lamenting the horrors of carol singing feels like exactly the sort of festive twist he’d relish.
His career has always shone brightest when he subverts expectations: whether as a mock judge presiding over ridiculous disputes or as a camp icon delivering lines so naughty they could curdle eggnog. A seasonal shift into grinch-hood fits beautifully into that pattern.
So, Is Julian Clary Really Turning Grinch?
The short answer: probably not. There’s no declaration that he despises Christmas, no evidence he’s sabotaging nativity scenes, and certainly nothing to suggest he’s barging into pantomimes to confiscate tinsel. At most, he has provided a single dry comment that has blossomed — or perhaps mutated — into a delightful rumour.
But the idea of Julian Clary as Britain’s most glamorous Grinch? It’s irresistible. It’s perfectly silly. And frankly, it’s the kind of wonderfully offbeat holiday story that feels right at home in the universe of a man who has always delighted in bending the rules of comedy.
So until he’s spotted stealing a turkey from a supermarket or booing “Silent Night,” we’ll chalk it up to festive fantasy — and enjoy the thought of Julian Clary, the coyest Grinch Christmas never knew it needed.